“I’m released from my contract!!!”

This just makes me think of the 1920's song Big Rock Candy Mountain:

Maybe it’s because she is a soulless power fucker that has no moral compass?

Gen X erasure is real.

He lives here, he’s a green card holder, he’s married to a U.S. citizen and he has children here. U.S. politics has a direct effect on Oliver and his family.

Lewis Carrol and I approve of your screen name.

Worth it.

“See you in court, fuckface” is going to be my sign-off for every interaction.

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

I never really listened to the lyrics of that song but I used to really like it because it was catchy. It’s ruined now. All I can think of his creepy ass forcing his daughter to get her vagina poked and prodded at. Yuck.

To paraphrase Hank Hill, “you’re not making Christianity better, you’re making comedy worse!”

He sounds like a hopeless, deluded evangelical douche; but I found parts of the video mildly amusing. He does poke some fun at the hardcore militant types. Still a douche, though.

I’m re-imagining this controversy as the fourth season of “Crashing.”

Normally I'd love the opportunity to take the piss out of Paltrow but I think I'll pass just this once. If you haven't had the misfortune of having someone important in your life revealed to be a wolf in sheep's clothing consider yourself lucky.

Wait, that’s a thing?  Off to google.

Rhyming “down there” with “down there” is a sign that he has the soul of a true poet.

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

Employers are wary of online degrees since there are so many diploma mills out there. And as someone whose hobby it is to take university classes, I would try to go to an actual brick and mortar school. Class discussions are very valuable and going to scheduled classes will help you study. You have to be SUPER…

I say, make whatever bread, and however much of it, you want! Life’s too short. If people think you’re extra for having fun making all the things, that’s a them problem, not a you problem. :)

Anyone else worried this is gonna be the last SNS?