Which is how you get the perfectly natural crack up by Cleavon Little after.

And Cleavon Little’s reaction is genuine corpsing that was kept in because it worked well within the scene

That scene gets me to sleep some nights.

Fun fact: the “You know...morons.” bit was ad libbed by Wilder.

I’m kind of surprised you didn’t feature the “morons” speech Wilder gives Little. It basically is the conceit of the entire movie, right? And it’s among the best fucking scenes in movies.

The Dowager Countess of Grantham: spittin’ pearls since 1842.   

The sane ones among us would dance on his grave.

Some people say that Jim Spanfeller licks his own butt. He does. But Im saying that he licks his own butt so much that it’s only really remarkable when he isn’t licking his own butt. Which is never. Jim Spanfeller licks butt. Now, then, always.

This is some deep existentialist terror inducing shit.

I go to a Unitarian church. The first principle of Unitarian Universalism is that we affirm “the inherent worth and dignity of every person.” I’m really really really really struggling with that one.  Reeeeeeaalllllllyyyyyy struggling.

a la Ruprecht:

I loathe this man every single day upon waking for making me into the kind of person who actively hates another human being with every fiber of my character. Christ, the poor Kurds.

I honestly would take great pleasure with ripping out Chump’s throat with my bare hands.

Let me tell you the true story about the Pekin Chinks... (an actual high school mascot in the Peoria, Illinois area.)  The locals are still pissed off they had to change the name.

But enough about the president.

If anything is an act of treason it is his continuous use of the apostrophe in Liddle’ which is causing me to fall deeper into madness.

Well hey, no comment on Dr. Oz’s final Good Place point tally, but he definitely earned a few such points there. Addressing Sanders’ Medicare for All plan, and endorsing the concept, is a very good thing. Even better that it was in a place where Trump might see it.

“Becky with the full cup.”

I *really* want to laugh at this bullshit, but I'm immunocompromised so fuck Becky with the full cup.

Sure, and if you’re not worried about it then pop on in, but if you’re worried about inconveniencing the staff, which the person asking the question here obviously is, then just order takeout so that you’re out the door before closing time anyways.