+1 fish

where do i sign up to help campaign?

I used to say apples vs orangutans but I'm definitely working this into the rotation.

texas native, cowboys fan...you’re spot on.

Yes, because digital porn and a first hand witness are the same thing.

Source for the last assertion, please?

I’m guessing tomato

no. it’s not obvious. because individuals have diseases that play out in individual ways. moron.

funny pic. is it the lazy, boring ‘joke’ or the misogyny that makes it humourous for you?

thank you for the link!

spinning. how dare you go so quickly. i hand crank that mother fucker.

fuck disney with mickey mouse’s corpse.

splinter and jezebel slut shame when it suits their agenda.

fwiw - and i realize it’s pretty close to nothing - i will always star you because of the gun nuts meme. and i say this as a texan who can fucking shoot and, therefore, realizes just how dangerous those killing machines are.

I'm showing my ankles as I type. Clearly, I'm a wanton woman.

They left out the end bit where she then threw a stapler at a staffer. But the staffer was younger, so it was ok.

+1 andy bernard

I've been sitting here for the last 20 minutes trying to remember even a vague approximation. No fucking clue.

Do you? Here's a broad strokes easy one, the MMSE. Ain't rocket science...BRAH

As opposed to you and your myriad accomplishments. Sure...he's the loser.