Thanks a lot.  1) hot coffee + nose = pain. 2) ppl staring because I can't stop laughing.

Because it was a phenomenal show.

Dude, are you high? I feel like you are high.

depends upon which division your team’s in but absolutely.

i’m unsure of how i feel about how hard i laughed at this

and the penises!

i don’t love that that’s where we are but....here we fucking are.

+1 because ‘black rod’ will never not be funny. why, yes, i AM a 40+ y/o woman with the sense of humour of a 12 y/o boy.

You're an asshole but stopped clocks, etc.

At this point, I'm just pissed they keep getting pulled out of the greys. Meanwhile.....I languish.

Oh, do tell. What, exactly, is this erosion of which you speak. We all await with baited breath.

Because it often sucks for women far more you fucking, douchebag troll.

Politics aside, you have the ultimately correct HUMAN take.

so, back in march or april, there was an announcement made about a 2nd person being cured of hiv/aids. it must have caught his eye because he tweeted about it at the time. however, because he is a fucking moron, he ignored the very real problems with the ‘cure’.

aaahhhhh....maudlin self reproach, i am familiar.

bullshit to this argument. as someone with an advanced degree in psychopharmacology and YEARS of working with addicts, ‘president’ cheeto is 100% addicted to stimulants. my best guess is adderall. 

*pushes up glasses*

i like the cut of your father’s jib.

i get i’m probably never going to get out of the grays and, while that’s ok, it does raise the question of tomato. how are his new identities almost immediately approved?

well, only after biting the heads off the babies.