i spent many an undergrad wednesday night drinking quarter drafts in an east st louis bar. good times.

as a woman, i don’t love myself for laughing at these but here we are.

Is it 3 dimensions....

Houston is, both literally and metaphorically, the armpit of this country. Fight me.

+1 marshmallow shooter

Murca'. Get it right, son.

That's gotta be his middle name, right?

why not both?

way to ‘avoid pedantics’..lol. fuck you.

let’s avoid (your) embarrassing misstatements about the yacht, shall we. use google, you cretin.

i was going to put it more crudely...because she has a vagina.

i use a chromebook, when not at home. i can’t post pics/gifs on kija without the entire thing freezing up. this isn’t a problem i encounter with any other site. 

is 10:40 on a thursday REALLY too early for the drinking to commence?

there are many such studies.

3 words. pot. kettle. black.

yes. but you also are not alone, if that helps?

i just *snerked* audibly at my doctor’s office. thanks a lot, now everyone’s staring at me as i chuckle.

kids, definitely his kids

a society that “scrupulously hid(es) all the real-world consequences and in the process mak(es) a handful of billionaire kleptocrats even wealthier than they already are.”  ftfy

it takes an even more special kind of asshole to NOT point out the difference in outcomes as they relate to skin color. fuck you.