i’m on the opposite end of the boob scale. post-mastectomy, try and find a prosthetic as small as me. you can’t.  i had to make my own. team nobody, as well.

if any person considers any food worth a 3 hour wait for, that’s fine. y’all do you. it’s when the BERATING ANYONE part comes into play that makes me viscerally angry. that behaviour should be called out, wherever it occurs, and said ‘patrons’ banned for eternity. fuck people who think service industry workers are…

at least there’s an antidote for antifreeze - ethanol. i’d hate to lose barry.

asked by a person who doesn’t follow football.

honestly, this. like, i could afford a quid and i have more interest in soccer/football than this guy. i’d hazard i even know more about bury, after a cursory google search.

+1 i veni, i vidi....i failed to vendidit?

fuck you for this disingenuous statement.  defending israel’s right to exist and saying palestinian lives don’t matter (and many other horrifying things) are two separate subjects. 

good luck!

teddy needs some serious therapy around anger management and a lot of xanax.

also, he’s a genuinely nice guy. 

of all the things that make me cringe as a cowboys fan, the dak prescott/train thing is at the top of the list.

although, to be fair, jerry jones IS. VERY. BAD..

well, he IS a cowboys fan.

and narcissism. you can’t forget that.

+1 other hitchhiker’s quote: It is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

because it isn’t possible to do more than one thing?

+1 prince of denmark

sometimes, i love the internet. that wikipedia entry still has me chuckling. i’ll likely ride that laughter all day.

exactly. if he’d just let it go, it most likely would have died with those 9 likes.

+1 make it rain