well, this comment is officially the first contender for comment of the year, 2019. i’m still wiping away tears.

night soil doesn’t refer to the use of human waste as fertilizer. night soil is a euphemism for human waste that was collected. there are some areas where human waste is used as fertilizer. however, it is far from ideal and can be quite risky. especially in areas that would be more likely to use it as such. many…

no. human shit can’t be used as fertilizer, unless it is from vegans. the waste from meat/dairy/egg eaters is not the same. human shit also contains a much higher percentage of heavy metals. google is your friend and i’m sorry you’re just wrong.

baby.

they were all reports of jake jortles’ injuries.

ahhhh, name calling without a fact with which to back it. good job.

if someone ‘in charge’ is going to shutdown the government. then the shutdown should provide protection to areas so governed. trump hasn’t. obama did. sorry if you thought that was ‘disrespectful’, somehow(?) 

“we don’t struggle for food”? seriously? the type of struggle might be different but, if you think millions of children - in the ‘richest’ country on the planet - don’t go to bed hungry, you are delusional.

as a massachusetts resident, if elizabeth warren actually gets on the ticket, i guarantee you’re not wrong.

because those most affected by the crisis can TOTALLY afford apple watches.....

this is the only correct take on mother theresa. those ‘hospitals’ were objectively horrifying places where people were kept in pain, intentionally. because, you know, suffering = god?

‘murica - ftfy

sadly, not many people know to what that term refers. but you’re not wrong. 

yes. yes, trump should have taken the same measures, you imbecile. if the government is shut down and there is no staff available to ensure sites of importance are cared for, then yes. CLOSE THEM OFF. 

you realize it was trump that turned down billions for the wall because he didn’t want DACA, right? you realize, out of his OWN FUCKING mouth, the words came that he would take responsibility for the shutdown, right?

the joshua trees will probably survive the ‘indignity’ but that’s not the point. also, there’s a difference between animal and human excrement, with regards to how they affect the environment. ‘business’ is different for different species. there’s a reason human shit isn’t used as fertilizer. people such as, you know,…

well played, my good sir/madam. well played. i doff my cap.

as a mass resident, you are correct. she will be vilified as hillary 2.0. she has absolutely zero chance.

i honestly wouldn’t even raise an eyebrow at this point.

adderall doesn’t tend to ‘keep one quiet’.