what do homophones matter?

shit. that made me guffaw. an actual, irl, guffaw. thank you!

don’t insult brothels.  :)

and no doubt gilded. as i read on this site, trump’s taste is resembles that of elvis, trying to remember what versailles looks like and failing. 

and....then i got to ‘ISIS is mostly gone’. i give the fuck up. may 2019 at least be NOT worse than 2018.

i couldn’t make it past ‘a wall that is see through’. so, a window? going back for a second try.....

and a fancy hat. english garden party style.

given that the post used the word exasperated instead of exacerbated leads me to conclude ‘Pam’ is desperately serious.

corey hart?

i’m seriously reconsidering my position on atheism. not because i want to believe in any god/benevolent reward for being ‘good’ but because i want him to suffer for all eternity. 

even that’s generous. minutes, mere minutes. also, fuck him, fuck him, FUCK HIM. i know that this sentiment isn’t particularly intelligent or witty but fuck him.

wtf else is he supposed to do? he served his 2 terms and he and his family have been subjected to far, far more vile insults than poor ol’ donny. he has every right to live the remainder of his life however he sees fit. fuck you.

that certainly did not make me snort-laugh. 

yep. expect another ‘incident’, followed by an interview akin to the ‘we wanted to see the great salisbury cathedral, with its 123 meter spire’ sideshow.

i will never not star this pic. it is the wallpaper on every device i own. i want it on the front of a t-shirt, with the back, of course, reading ‘fuck trump’. i want to print it on posters and plaster them all over town. but i live in a very liberal area, in a very liberal state, so preaching to the choir and all…

thanks for the laugh.

with apologies to monty python:

lighten up. many things are serious and one healthy way to cope is humour. i have cancer and, guess what, some of the shit i go through is fucking funny. 

i empathize. i feel similarly passionately in my hatred of ‘it’s a wonderful life’.

i don’t love it as much as most seem to but, if you REALLY want to be unpopular, be like me and absolutely loathe ‘it’s a wonderful life’. i despise that saccharine, emotionally manipulative drivel.