tell me more about your presumable porn career

The dogs, they’re a-whistlin’ in these comments baby

Rudy’s going to go on some talking head show and say something that gives away the whole game, like: “Look, I don’t know why people are saying that the guard left his post around 1:45 AM and a masked man walked in with a piano wire and garroted Jeffrey while he was trying to play Boggle - seems insane that people…

Also I would like to own a hat

I’ve been a Mets fan for too fucking long to not know how this ends...

10/10 joke

Elizabeth Swarzak followed up by demanding her husband’s team bring back Chief Noc-A-Homa to “stick it” to those “PC fascists”

ah yes noted group of hate Antifa known for hating...

I love Vince coming back and adjusting his game and playing forever. Here’s a fun Vince fact that lets us Remember Some Other Guys: Vince played his first game during the locked out ‘99 season at 22 years old. His starting center that night was Kevin Willis, who went for 28 and 16 and made his debut in 1984, playing…

Perhaps the way to avoid the slippery slope argument here would be two pronged:  pass stricter legislation regarding background checks and waiting periods, and then let it be known that if:  a)you’re a store that sells guns and ammo that were used in a crime and b)you *didn’t* follow the laws on the books to the…

it’s funny to post this on a thread about the idiot president failing a basic geography lesson, it’s funnier that you can’t spell Kool-Aid or poisoned

Mass shootings are UP

fuck right the hell off

So that mean’s all black people can be blamed by the actions of crazy gangbangers in Chicago, or all Muslims can be blamed because of the crazy sniper DC shooter, the San Bernadino shooting. Let’s blame all Mexicans for the actions of the MS-13 while we’re at it.

a take so hot you can’t leave a baby in a car near it

it’s getting *really* weird in this thread cuz one fake Lizardo is replying to a different fake Lizardo down here in the greys (but with the same word-for-word bullshit comment) (also please rescue me from the greys i promise i’m nice)

They’re both guns. Saying they are very different things is like saying a car with a manual transmission and one with an automatic “are very different” things - they literally do the same thing with one slight variation on user input.

there’s a couple of them legitimately just copy/pasting the same comment on every thread here, including one bonafide racist piece of shit with an anime avatar

Yeah, I don’t think he’s as bad as his 2018 numbers were, but dude had 11 career HRs in 1743 PAs, then pops off 1o in 323?  SELL SELL SELL 

“uHhH eXcUsE mE yOuR pOsItIoN iS wRoNg BeCaUsE yOu UsEd ThE wRoNg WoRd To DeScRiBe My ToYs SiR” - you