thank you, i might’ve forgotten my grandmother’s voice to keep the memory of L.A. Gore alive in my brain, but it finally paid off

fuck

i will NOT have you disrespect the good name of L.A. Gore this way

I believe the contention is that you’re a dipshit

I had some thoughts about Bloomberg originally (the fact that he’s flip flopped his alignment so many times already should automatically disqualify him but it probably won’t) but they were all swallowed by the disgust I had in remembering he held that fundraiser for Pete King in June.  King sucks ass and shouldn’t…

I think Brees gets a bad rap for throwing too many INTs - his INT% throughout his career is 2.4%, which is lower than Peyton (2.7% - 251 career INTs) and not outrageously higher than Brady (1.8%) and Rodgers (1.5%). His raw numbers are definitely inflated cuz he throws the ball so many times, but he’s only got 228…

elevated Q rating

!! i was trying to remember his name since he was the first overall pick in the expansion draft (also that entire list is a ton of Remembered Guys)

who the fuck would buy this

Vinny Castilla!

you’ll take my poison when you pry it from my cold dead hands

this joke has escaped all of our grasp and will soon subsume us

I’d say have it be a two step thing - computers draw up the map and then some sort of bipartisan group of humans looks over it to see if anything egregious leaked through.

i need a followup on this

Twice in my life I have caught a bat in a hat in a house.

startin to think this trump fella is kind of a jerk!

everything about this is poetic beauty

the Game Respecter has logged on

I might be being a little too optimistic, but Frazier did more or less what I expected out of him this year - not a great average but gets on base and has some pop, with some decent defense. He’s a totally fine guy to have on the team if you’re expecting him to be a supporting player and not to carry the team.

that kick at the end of the gif reads a little like a receipt, but yeah you’re right, that’s about as much as you’re gonna get away with