He’d had a seizure. Paramedics had already been called.

this was a lot of words to basically say “i’m a fucking idiot chud”

and to think, if Emmanuel Sanders or Demaryius Thomas had found a new slant, maybe Siemian could’ve truly been something special

I was at that Royal Rumble, way the hell up in the cheap seats, and almost 20 years later one of my strongest memories from that show is just how insane the pop was when they paused the rumble to do their dance spot.

“actually not all white supremacists are nazis” is summer 2018's “actually roy moore’s not a pedophile, he’s an ephebophile” 

no!  let this one breathe, it’s not often you find two trolls trolling each other in the wild

i will literally do that job from home for $30K, let’s friggin set this up

baseball needs to steal an idea from hockey and have an emergency mopup guy - just some semi-pro still being active who can show up and throw 3 or 4 innings in a game that’s out of hand.  who wouldn’t love it!

it’s an important skill to have, lest you wind up like mr. belvedere and sit on your own balls and have production shut down for the entire day

I think having that kind of reaction to this article is missing the point.

He’s done series on others in the past (Target, Amazon, Wal-Mart) but most of that work was done on Gawker and is not as easy to search as his recent Home Depot stories - but this is a decent place to start.

it feels like there’s a lot of 90s kid rebellion against the oversaturation of Taz/Marvin/Tweety Bird merchandise we all lived through

herm edwards was making at least $850K the season he uttered that quote but i mean, you do you

you realize that you’re completely contradicting your original comment here.  i thought you said the young left was more interested in petty zingers and insults!  (and the congressional shooter was 66, so not sure how that counts as “younger left”)

yeah guess we should be mowing people down in cars like the younger wing of the right, good take

you’re legitimately out here saying that you’re totally fine with blowing out an ACL to win a game in a league that you paid to join, this is bizarre

FAKE CRISIS ACTOR MAN = CRIMICA ASTROS FAN

Brad Hand + Adam Cimber* yielded Francisco Mejia. I’m sure if the Mets wanted to package Seth Lugo with Familia they could’ve pushed for Lazarito or one of the A’s other top prospects.

it’s a recognized journalistic standard - even if a person says “yes i broke this law” you should only refer to them as “allegedly (breaking that law)” until they are tried and convicted of that crime.  if you don’t do that it can open a news outlet up to possible libel and slander lawsuits.  

i think you’re just bad at reading comprehension, because his second comment was literally just about kids wearing grown-up clothing and nothing to do with sports in general