just gonna go out on a limb here and say that “having your mother’s remains more or less desecrated” is gonna rank higher on most people’s lists than “laptop broken” when it comes to shitty situations

you’d still have a while to go before catching up to Australia’s Prime Minister

oh my good lord the cherry picking in that article is insane. 

same. years of taking french in high school led me to saying it like the french word même (which means “same”)

tim, this work is so good that i hope you find *your* ass in the jackpot - the pulitzer prize jackpot that is!

as a survivor of the “Mike Milbury:  General Manager” experiment, i know a *LOT* about offensiveness

The Mets standing their ground and insisting on more would be a very Mets thing to do

three shits on the way to work?  my dude you gotta stop treating laxatives like candy

Wouldn’t be surprised if this was written and filed before the end of last night’s game, which is when Severino dropped below 2.00.

Just jumping in one one point- I have no idea how you think you’re getting Snell for a lesser package than Andujar/Frazier + Sheffield/Florial + lotto ticket prospects(which, to be honest, probably wouldn’t get deGrom because you know the Mets would make the Yanks overpay for him). Snell is 25, isn’t arb-eligible for…

eh, yes and no. the tough thing about lower minor league all-star teams is that the players who are usually playing well enough to make one are going to be promoted before the game, so you might get some guys who are playing well enough to be an all-star in that league getting passed over because they’re not going to…

his kid will probably change it to clump

Wouldn’t you say there’s a difference between barring an owner entrance to their private place of business, and citizens preventing government employees from entering a government building to act out policies they don’t like?  That’s where I’m having the biggest problem with the comparison - brownshirts were acting…

To look at it from a purely business of baseball perspective:  I think Moore is being insane here.  Heimlich profiled as a late 1st/early 2nd round pick, which is hardly slam-dunk territory.  He’s a college lefty who throws 90-92 and can touch 94, with okay command.  He was projected to do well at lower levels of the…

oh i remember this shithead, he’s the “martin luther coon---er, king” guy.  fuck him, hope he dies, hope that’s civil enough for y’all.

the false equivalency the OP made that i was referencing was this:

holy false equivalency batman

did you read any of the 6-8 replies laying out reasons as to why it is, or is reading not a strong suit for you?

I honestly can’t think of ANYONE I KNOW that is over the age of 18 that does not have a driver’s license

6 to 6, 6 days a week?  THE SCHEDULE OF THE BEAST