Someone give Long Island to New Jersey so that New Jersey can look like a duckling with a porn star-sized bill.

So, uh, how else would you describe what an oil company does? Cuz last time I checked one of the main goals of an oil company was: find oil, pump oil out of the ground until it is gone, find new spot with oil, repeat.

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...and he turns 27 on August 7th, which is a month and change away. note that the post you’re referring to didn’t say he was 27, just that he was almost there, which is [checks notes] true.

And in 1941 they forbade Jews to leave Germany at all.

As someone downthread pointed out, unauthorized entry into the US is outlined as a civil infraction, with penalty of a fine. So if you stand strongly behind this statement:

oh fuck that dude wasn’t joking, he was throwing around “redpill” seriously huh

The left is cool with criminals being apprehended and given their day in court, as is their Constitutional right.

can’t wait to see those climate change deniers try and spin their way out of Sano showing up in Florida in June

but the real bootlickers here are the people who think the government just needs to tax others on their behalf for shit they didn’t earn. Cowards who want the state to use threats of force to extract unearned property out of others.

This is goddamn impressive hubris, a “fuck you I’ve got mine” for the ages.

balding....king?

LeBron to Sacramento

So I’d assume if your house caught fire, you’d be fine with the fire department taking their time. After all, it’s not *their* house that’s on fire, so it’s not really their problem.

Yeah, got to make sure Milo’s free to target closeted trans students on campus without any resistance.

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Obviously we have a different take on morality if you think strong-arming the city government into repealing a tax that affected your business isn’t “immoral”, or if you think setting up your global headquarters in Luxembourg instead of Seattle (y’know, the town they’re most commonly associated with) to avoid paying…

I think asking that local megacorporations to pay their fair share of taxes to the local community they inhabit would go a long way towards helping give resources to fight the homeless problem, I wonder why no one thought of that?

Jeff Bezos’ company has done its best to avoid paying taxes in America while raking in billions in profits, so actually, homeboy does owe us both shit.

well brucey baby, the rest of us were able to figure out the substance of his message using “context clues”: being that he was speaking at a city council meeting where they were voting on repealing a tax on corporations four weeks after the tax went into effect, and that the funds from that tax were earmarked to help…

A full-time worker earning the federal minimum wage of $7.25 needs to work approximately 122 hours per week for all 52 weeks of the year, or approximately three full-time jobs, to afford a two-bedroom rental home at the national average fair market rent. The same worker needs to work 99 hours per week for all 52 weeks…