“...and here we have the master bedroom suite, where countless hours of wayyyy hetero fucking has gone down and will hopefully continue to go down...”

smells like a tomato (or at least an homage)

plus he took noted conservative ghoul Sheldon Adelson to the fucken woodshed on that Vegas stadium deal

i think you’re overthinking it. all of the vehicles on this ship were brand new models that were destroyed and had to be junked. the valued of these junked vehicles was $100M.

ah yes, the american dream: 2.3 children, a dog and a cat, a station wagon, and a house with a white picket fence shared apartment

This isn’t for you in general. If you want to support yourself or your family, don’t flip burgers or work at HD or Wal-Mart. I busted my ass to be where I am now, no college degree, no rich family, no one paying my way. Don’t complain that “13 years later, I’m only at $13.25 and hour,” because that’s on you. You chose…

of course you’d say that, you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter!

I could be wrong, but judging by the size discrepancy between the officer and the woman he’s detained in that picture - if this woman who looks 120 soaking wet pulling her arm away is enough to bring him down with her, he’s in no goddamn shape to be any sort of officer.

i had to scroll wayyyyy too far down for this gem

I saw this and went “oh that’s gotta be a Shea article” and of course it was.

Love that the entire “well she broke the law and shouldn’t have run” crowd here is conveniently ignoring the fact that they tacked on an “Assault On A Police Officer” charge to her fare evasion, even though their own report doesn’t describe a damn thing that sounds like assault.

Trump reflected that Long Island is “almost like an occupied territory” because of gang violence.

+1 rowdy large son

It was incredibly agitated from being forced into contact with so much non-white matter.

your home =/= a public business in a commercial district so that’s not an apt comparison. i guess i should have assumed the pedants would come out and have clarified it to “if you own a business that depends on customers walking in off the street”.

No, sorry, the cat is too far out of the bag on that now. If you own a business and your doors are unlocked, you’re open for business. No one looks at the hours on the door, especially if they see people sitting inside - they’re going to try the door, and if it opens, they’re going in.

Had to go to the greys to see it and it’s almost sad, like he disagrees but just doesn’t have the energy to put his all into disagreeing. SAD!

I believe the batting stats refer to when the pitch is thrown and either a)hit in play or b)a third strike. He’s thrown 158 total of them, so it would make sense that 44 result in outs/hits compared to 114 that would be called 1st or 2nd strikes, fouls, or balls outside the strike zone.

fairly certain this is yet another incarnation of the tomato troll, since someone with the handle “2015 Honda Accord” was around last week spewing dipshitty hot takes

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