Oof....

Oh, the internet seems to disagree with your vague attack. If anything, it seems to have no solid correlation to anal sex beyond some vague references and appears to stem from mid-2000s internet culture and grammar breaking mockery.

Oh wow, somebody truly is butthurt! I’m glad I could break you so easily.

Yes, you’re truly proving yourself worthy, Mr. Pennsyltucky.  I’m sure everybody gives a fuck at the local shut down coal town bar where you still drink.

Awww...somebody is REALLY butthurt I misspelled You’re! Watch out, the University of Pittsburgh is coming for my PhD because I misspelled a word once! Better throw out all my academic research, somebody caught me having a grammar flub!

I was willing to stop replying but it seems your butthurt enough to keep wanting to swing at defending your bigotry because you like a performer. By all means carry on.

You don’t have to. That’s the whole point, you’re a fucking scumbag, do you think your ‘NU UH! I HAVE ANECDOTAL EVIDENCE THAT ATTEMPTS TO UNDERCUT YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL ARGUMENT ABOUT THE MEANING OF HOW SHITTY I AM!’ is going to work on me? Dude, I’m done replying. You admitted it, you’re a scumbag, nobody asked you to…

Stop replying, you’re making an ass out of yourself.  You’re trying to talk and all that comes out is animal noises, so please, save yourself the effort.

Your take away is that?  Good for you.  Now stop replying.

The same!  I hope you find happiness and aren’t dissuaded from trying again.

Dude....I’m literally reading the AV Club while I work on a white paper research. You’re in my fucking notifications, you stupid fuck up.

/yawn

Oh no! A mean person on the internet says being an anti-trans asshole is cool and because he likes that, I must be a dumb dumb! :O

Yes, that’s right, because I don’t want him being a regressive asshole I only want super clean family-friendly comedy because that’s totally how to win argument with somebody! :D

I know that you can’t actually defend your argument. It’s KILLING YOU that you keep replying, finding out your a dumb bully, and can’t stop replying to me.

Who let this stupid right-wing cuck out of quarantine?  

Eh, it didn’t read that way.  But to each their own.  Also, I actually liked that SNL except for his monologue.

I’m so sorry to hear that. :(

Yeah, I was going to reply but you kind of beat me to it.  I do not get the weird sort of ‘I defend my idols even if they’re shitty people but I’m clearly aware of it’ approach.  I mean, full blown denial is more palatable than this weird ‘well, they’re no worse than <insert a fucking travesty of existence>‘ because…

Or maybe you’re the scumbag who thinks everybody else is one therefore wallowing in your own filth is preferrable?

Don’t like what I said to you? Oh fucking well, guess i’m just a scumbag...Damn, I guess your worldview is an easy path to fucking off. :D