Yeah, well what about Doubly stereo?

I think it was The Planet that Couldn't Slow Down.

For ill.

Ha ha ha! What a story.

Oh, hi, Tommy Wiseau.

On Tommy's planet, children are born at 6 years old. This explains a great deal.

Elmo was a cute enough character, but he couldn't carry the movie, even with his red fur.

I hear Sam Jones is available (right after Ted II).

Jingle All the Way isn't about the Freemasons? Oh brother, what about a spoiler alert next time?

Darla was Alfalfa's love interest on The Little Rascals. She will always be a hot babe to me.

My time is limited, so I'm binge-watching The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer.