I hate every ape I see

punched in the face by hops then someone pours Drano down your throat.

yeah, any beer over 9% abv that I’ve had has been borderline gross bc it just tastes like booze at that point.  I can’t imagine a 28% one tasting great (to me, obviously).

It’s a dinosaur. The game designers keep looking for bigger and better genetically engineered monsters to send against the tributes, until one day archaeologists find a Barbasol can from before the founding of Panem.

Seriously, is there anyone besides PC gamers who don’t hate PC gamers? “I’m a PC gamer, I don’t own anything, I’ve been paying for licenses under strict DRM that they can take away from me anytime and I like to brag about it constantly because it makes me feel superior because a million frames per second is the only…

Dying.  Every one on Long Island is closing do to unpaid rent.  Primary ingredient in every dish is salt, followed by grease.

I would eat multiple frozen pizza brands before ordering dominos, papa johns, or caesars.  I have some affection for Caesars as freshman year of college we had one that you could get on your meal plan and it was in the basement of the dorm next to mine...and open somewhat late.  To the point that we would be out…

To me, this would make sense if they were piggybacking on existing GC locations. Basically just using their existing kitchen and packing up food for the grab-and-go customer. But as you suggest, stand-alone operations are going to suffer the fate of BM.

It tastes about the same as every other pizza chain, so if those 300 stores per year are in convenient spots the odds are in their favor. (I don’t get Marco’s a lot, but when I do it’s because it’s across the parking lot from one of my usual grocery stores.)

The discussions in the Marvel C-suite are going to be “interesting”, I imagine?

I have been subjected to all of Domino’s, Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, Papa Johns, and Marco’s. They all have terrible food.

Full House absolutely was a terrible sitcom. It had a pretty professional cast, but compared to other shows at the time it was written towards families with young kids. I can see why Stamos was such a hater towards the whole thing considering he was a prime age to be doing other and better things but ended up stuck in…

Kind of what I guessed.  Flavor and buffet tend not to go hand-in-hand and most of the people seem to prefer volume over quantity.  

This time, when Sephiroth comes plummeting down toward Aerith, he’s going to miss, land on his face and break his neck, then his body just slowly slides into the lifestream while everybody watches.  Game 3 is a beach episode/dating sim at Costa de Sol.  Surprise!

Check the ass. If it’s made of candy, then it’s a repurposed Vin Diesel mannequin.

Anyone is free to choose whether or not to scroll down past the “Spoiler Warning” banner. Why does it matter to you when they publish an article?

Yeah, nobody thinks this. This is laughable.

That’s a bummer, and it just harkens back to family vacations where we’d drive around looking for a place to eat before eventually settling on a large, well-known chain. I didn’t realize it at the time, but my parents were actually trying to experience the location through cuisine (one of the supposed points of…

Yup. A crappy farm that is cruel to animals is still a farm and it is not Kroger’s job to educate people as to how the world works.