They should offer her a show of her own - she gets half an hour to stand on a platform in the middle of major cities saying whatever the hell she wants. The studio provides the rotten eggs, moldy fruit, etc. for the crowd.

When your rage and hate become performative, you HAVE to act out - it’s part of the gig.

Hey now.

With the context given in the rest of the article, it’s a lot closer to “I’d like to take six months off to try a new career, but couldn’t unless I banked a couple big paychecks”.

We have a “Pirates’ Dinner Adventure” out here. Don’t believe they’re directly connected, wonder how they stack up?

I used to get baked and just circle the San Andreas map for hours doing the ‘cargo’ missions.

“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. Everyone that has ever wanted to bone Spider Man in every universe - EVERYONE - is coming. And I can’t stop them.”

I’ve always had a weird relationship to the series. I know the games referenced here, Chronotrigger good etc.

My money’s always been on stans for ex-writers trying to drag this site down so *mumblemumblemumble* favorite writer profits!

Holy shit he’s looking old.

“How about if you just do it all in slow motion, blue filter?”

It’s not really ‘weird’ for him. I’d say it’s perfectly on brand. He’s very, VERY good at assuming the point of every superhero is ‘murdermurdermurder’, even if the character’s explicitly been written overwhelmingly to not work that way.

There was a spike in Watchmen cosplay around the time of the movie, but yeah. It died. You’ll still see them every now and then, but the one guy I asked (Ozymandius) was VERY clear he’s “doing the comic, not the movie”

I will admit, I am almost one of the “pressed play” Netflix viewers.

“While they’re there, JT’s pregnant wife gives birth six weeks early.”

I’m guessing he isn’t getting a lot of attention from his fanbase, then. I’d expect this to be “Coming on OAN” or “Exclusive to the Country Music Channel” or whatever.

“Two Half Men”

Hey, awesome for those who are on Reddit. Still doesn’t excuse the poser “look how cool I am, I can yell about Kotaku posting spoilers in *checks* an article literally titled with the thing I’m pretending to be upset about”

I, for one, was utterly shocked when an article titled “How To Steal The Tonberry King’s Crown In FF7 Rebirth” contained information on How To Steal The Tonberry King’s Crown In FF7 Rebirth.

It could be done. They have enough space in the studio to have multiple sets ready - they aren’t doing full strike/rebuild between each sketch. They’re rolling in mostly completed sets, finishing dressing the set, then shooting. It’d probably require having a couple more crew members to handle the extra work but…