It’s on my list with Kennywood and a few others. The pictures I’ve seen show them using the landscape and landscaping on the coasters to pretty stunning effect.

Amateur. Pro level is shoving your kids in front with you and all of you just chow down as fast as the samples hit the tray.

I’d actually kinda love to have access to the story/character sheets. My guess is they’re divided in sections, stuff like “You need to know this for your part” vs “Stuff you want to know if you need your motivations/back story” and “Stuff that doesn’t necessarily relate on the surface but trust us, you’ll want to know…

Sadly I’ve read too many of these over the years.

Given the standard of what’s acceptable in pretty much literally every other fast food commercial (and advertising campaigns that have faced and won similar suits), it’s within reason. It’s not necessarily a GOOD thing, but it’s what the conditions are.

Aww, what, sad that I didn’t roll over when you decided to troll?

This may help?

You seem pretty invested in defending idiots that can’t tell the difference between a commercial and reality. It’s pretty weird, man.

Then get a law passed stating that. Add some enforcement mechanisms.

There’s an argument to be made for banning advertising. That isn’t what this story is about.

There would literally be zero fast food places advertising if your standard applied. Every single commercial dresses the food up far beyond what you’re going to find in your bag at the drive through.

From the sound of it, I hope the answer is “Be Canadian”. Not sure it’s 100% a fit, but it makes more sense than “I have no idea what unions have done and continue to do for me, why should I deal with any sort of inconvenience when I got mine?”

This is a lot more like “I bought the car because it said I got my own lane and would never have to drive in traffic. And where’s the hot models that are supposed to be riding with me? Why isn’t there music playing nonstop even when the radio isn’t going on? WHY!?!?!?!?”

They should just start running the standard crawl from car commercials - “Represents base model plus extras”.

I will say that watching the very built lead singer of a band go after the correct racist that had just insulted a band member to their face and beat the bloody living hell out of him was a little fun, though.

“Your honor, we argue that calling our client ‘a middleweight intellectual’ is pure defamation. Anyone can see he is an absolute dunderhead. This harms his brand immesurably.”

I think leaving Schall as “The Guide” and their main interface with the greater Vampire Council isn’t all that bad - but it does bring into question why they elevated her to full credited cast member.

FWIW The Hat’s are honestly better with just onions added.

I’ve had objectively great chili cheese fries. I’ve had really, really shitty chili cheese fries (Tommy’s, screaming your name in pure seething hatred from the nearest toilet on this one).

It’s mentioned as a throwaway line at one point - Colin hadn’t even realized it at the moment.