There would literally be zero fast food places advertising if your standard applied. Every single commercial dresses the food up far beyond what you’re going to find in your bag at the drive through.

From the sound of it, I hope the answer is “Be Canadian”. Not sure it’s 100% a fit, but it makes more sense than “I have no idea what unions have done and continue to do for me, why should I deal with any sort of inconvenience when I got mine?”

This is a lot more like “I bought the car because it said I got my own lane and would never have to drive in traffic. And where’s the hot models that are supposed to be riding with me? Why isn’t there music playing nonstop even when the radio isn’t going on? WHY!?!?!?!?”

They should just start running the standard crawl from car commercials - “Represents base model plus extras”.

I will say that watching the very built lead singer of a band go after the correct racist that had just insulted a band member to their face and beat the bloody living hell out of him was a little fun, though.

“Your honor, we argue that calling our client ‘a middleweight intellectual’ is pure defamation. Anyone can see he is an absolute dunderhead. This harms his brand immesurably.”

I think leaving Schall as “The Guide” and their main interface with the greater Vampire Council isn’t all that bad - but it does bring into question why they elevated her to full credited cast member.

FWIW The Hat’s are honestly better with just onions added.

I’ve had objectively great chili cheese fries. I’ve had really, really shitty chili cheese fries (Tommy’s, screaming your name in pure seething hatred from the nearest toilet on this one).

It’s mentioned as a throwaway line at one point - Colin hadn’t even realized it at the moment.

I can’t see an actual, decent birria (regardless of base meat) make it into Taco Bell. The spice profile is elevated to such an extent that it would (based on the rest of their menu profile for the last forty years) alienate the core clientele they’ve been selling to for years.

Oh, come now. I’m sure someone will at least think about them while mixing the various esthers and chemically stabilized milkfat protiens.

I can’t help feeling like there were a couple storylines rattling around the writer’s table that they couldn’t really figure out how to stretch to full episode, so here we are.

“Brought to you by the same lighting levels you loved in Quantumania...”

Early summer burn off?

As a horse owner, I see nothing off here.

That’s a pretty good issue to make sure it’s been dealt with.

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Why is it that the richest people are always the best examples of the failures of capitalism?

Basically renfair stuff was being deleted as “not relevant”, so a few people set up a couple different competing wiki-style sites and that became the retroactive excuse. There were (IIRC) also fights going on in anime pages, hobby pages, basically anything that someone could stand up and say “THIS IS NOT WORTH…