The Jolly Welfare Rancher got exactly what he wanted. He wanted to be a martyr for the Alabaster Taliban and he made sure he was martyred when he tried to murder cops and then pranced around in the snow making motions as though he were going for the pistol that he was packing.

Now he’s in Alabaster Taliban Paradise,…

This is a bit larger issue than these wackopaths being a “bit different,” than normal, sane people.

Now all we need is someone to do “Sims: Alabaster Taliban in Paradise” - give each of the Alabaster Martyrs 72 foster children, 40 acres of government land, a giant-sized cardboard replica of a government check, and a pocket copy of the Constitution, as edited by Tom Metzger.