A fucking slideshow? 

proceeds to list a bunch of heavy hitting action games.

..may he experince nothing but itchy ringpiece til the end of his days.

Now, I don’t want to wish physical harm on a person because that’s wrong and also bad karma and also maybe illegal? But I hope this piece of shit’s pillow is constantly warm and moist for the rest of his vampiric life.

It was really awkward with those later seasons of Malcolm in the Middle with Dewey’s five o’clock shadow.

“While fans of the new show might be disappointed at this early finale announcement”

Only if it was included in the original rights sale.

Will they do live-action Legend of Korra next?

Definitely makes sense to end it after 3 seasons. Don't want to risk a Stranger Things scenario where the kids all start growing up too fast to be... well, kids. 

Yes

But will they kill any journalist that talks bad about this track? 😆

No worries; a turtle riding a flying cloud will catch them with a fishing line before they hit the ground and deposit them safely back onto the track, helping himself to a few of their coins for his troublese.

If F1 is going full Wachowski’s Speed Racer, well, I guess I’m here for it.

So what happens if someone rolls over into that elevated turn? 

Does anyone remember? Yes.

I take it you’re not a fan of Automan.

I vaguely remember Olivia Wilde’s character getting un-digitized at the end of the last movie. So, I guess now that’s a thing.

“the film will apparently center on Ares, who is un-digitized into the real world”

I’m hoping Leto decides to go method again and goes to live in a small metal box under some office desk for a year.

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