This is the way.

Christ, can you imagine Esposito saying it to you in person? It would be humbling.

Moff Gideon takes no shit.

Which was cool, but executed terribly, and never once did I feel this existential horror of what Dark Strange had become. That shit should scare us all senseless.

Well, a great time to have this be a wake-up call and have one or several emergency solutions. No matter the era or the tool, it’s always foolish to not have a backup protocol. If you can access Facebook you can access forums, chat programs, etc.

Email, yo.

You know, there are old-school forums that work completely independent of the device used. Or Discord, if you must.
There are alternatives, they are in most cases just not used because of lazyness or sheer unwillingness of the users to use anything else apart from the stuff they “normally” use.

I am genuinely saddened by the trouble you are describing, but the big picture is that Facebook is an evil, destructive force undermining human rights, democracy, the fight against coronavirus, and the fight against climate change. It can’t be that shocking to see people root for its destruction. That fact that it’s…

*tinfoil hat* Facebook’s outages eclipses the Whistleblower news/search results that they are, in fact, evil and weaponizing depression..... which is really convenient timing

“In other news, productivity today has skyrocketed. Researchers are unaware of why.”

Strikes suck

And, by extension, Thanos would have come across as a completely unhinged fuckwit of the highest order if played by Robert Carlisle, aka Begbie from Trainspotting. Face it, Yanks - us Scots make far better villains than the English. We’re already fucking mental!

Scottish accent makes me all moist. inside.

Guardians of the Galaxy would have been 1000% better if Karen Gillan had been allowed to use her natural accent.

Well, we don’t all talk like we’re extras in that bloody Outlander...

This is incredibly specific and odd. I'm 100% here for it..

Long overdue. I finally feel seen by the MCU (I’m a weird cgi rope-dog monster-thingy, so).

Is that a Scottish accent I hear from our boy Madden? Here’s hoping it *is* and it’s not some Americanised Brigafuckingdoon-esque accent. Just an FYI: Madden’s from Renfrewshire, namely Elderslie (and to really blow your tiny minds, James McAvoy? He’s from Drumchapel, which is only eight miles away and he sounds comple…

Ted’s reading of Sharon’s note had me in tears, I thought that was really powerful from Sudeikis. I also wonder if we will have an payoff on the suggestion of Sharon’s possible drinking problem.