It’s a given these days that any weekly released show is going to have tons of speculation and fan theories between episodes, but man is it tiring

Not just you. And that’s on top of the broken notification system.

Not just you.  The design of the GMG pages gets worse and worse all the time.

How come watching any of the videos (twitter, youtube, tiktok, etc) on any giz media site in full screen and then escaping full screen takes you back to the top of the page? It even happens in the comment videos. It happens in every browser including mobile. Is it just me?

One of the best decisions I made for this series has been ignoring all fan-theories and just enjoying the weird ride.

neither Loki mind-whammied the other

Riding a Jet-Ski, no less.

Now I want a Wes Anderson Squirrel Girl movie with Wilson as Mobius.

Also there better be an action sequence with Loki and Mobius on a tricked-out jet ski.

It’s starting to feel like the TVA has a specific issue with Loki variants, don’t it?

I think there are two answers, depending on what the TVA is trying to do:
1) There is really a sacred timeline with the Timekeepers in charge and the robots we saw were a little like Doombots in that the real ones are nowhere to be found.

* It takes a while to find a variant, especially one with two godly adopted…

Since the Time Keepers aren’t real, most of what we’ve been told about the whole “preventing a multiverse” and “sacred timeline” stuff can be assumed to be a lie. It seems like there’s absolutely a multiverse, and whoever is running the TVA only cares about Variants when they do something (or lead to something) that…

I agree with you; the WandaVision Discourse really did seem like a weird flashpoint for that sort of thing, and I believe that the hangover has carried into this show. 

Yeah, I’m glad they got it out of the way early with regards to how they avoid the Lamentis apocalypse and I’m kinda glad none of the “fan theories” were validated.

Army of the Pruned.

More than likely, Mobius will show up either on the apoc world of the Lokis or a similar “time prison” or whatever it is.

Now I want a Wes Anderson Squirrel Girl movie with Wilson as Mobius. 

I found it remarkable that this episode debunked some of the theories going around after last week — neither Loki mind-whammied the other; our Loki wasn’t packing a Time Gem — relatively quickly.

As for poor Mobius, I like to think he woke up on some world where he’s in the midst of a poorly-planned heist alongside…

Don't you mean esteemed character actress Margo Martindale? 

The Taskmaster is played by, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.