learn to think before typing you moron

The fact that you don’t see the problem shows your privilege.

Patton Oswalt will not rest until he’s voiced every type of animal on this green earth.

I can only speak for myself, but as someone who was a rabid GoT fan throughout its run, only to be disappointed by the absolute garbage that was its last season, I do not give one single solitary shit about any of these spinoffs.

I really hope we get to see at least Jeff again, he was great in Crisis, even though he didn’t have a huge amount to do, and he seemed to have good chemistry with pretty much anyone he was paired with. He is technically part of the Arrowverse’s Justice League Fairness Group, so I guess it’s not impossible.

One silver lining could be that this cancellation makes the cast, whom filmed the series in Atlanta, more available to guest star in other Beeboverse shows made in Vancouver.

How to cultivate excitement for a property:

Don’t forget that even Lala get’s his 5 minutes as he emerges from the slab of concrete he was imprisoned in and gloats over Tobias’ dead body.

8 wasn’t brilliant and I still enjoyed it, so this review isn’t gonna put me off.

You’re just jealous because nobody has asked you to spend 6 months throwing Eurostrash stuntmen out a window in Zagreb yet.

I really think this was one phone call away from existing in the John Wick Extended Universe. 

You’re not wrong, but it’s a distinct improvement over the status quo ante, which was where every action movie was trying to be a joyless Taken retread.

I feel like John Wick has infected 80% of the movies in production.

What do you think Mark Wahlberg, who was going to be the star of the movie adaptation of the hit action-adventure game Uncharted for what seems like a million years, is thinking as he stands behind Tom Holland, the star of the Uncharted movie?

“What do you think Mark Wahlberg, who was going to be the star of the movie adaptation of the hit action-adventure game Uncharted for what seems like a million years, is thinking as he stands behind Tom Holland, the star of the Uncharted movie?”

Tom Holland isn’t an elderly Asian man, so I think he’s safe...

Hot take:

Travels with Snarly

“And so we beat on, teenagers against the robot zombies, borne back ceaselessly into the steampunk wizard school”

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