bodymovin
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Sunday, boys and girls; Sunday ...

Part of me ... wants this ... I want to watch something like this... the other part of me is terrified shitless...

Wait. Does "parkour up" and "parkour down" indicate a DEDICATED STEALTH BUTTON?!?!?!

How about an Assassin's Creed game set in Japan, please? Maybe a bit sacrilegious, but you could set it during the time of Christian missionary efforts to covert Japanese citizens to the faith with Templar subterfuge in the background. Could offer an alternate explanation as to why Christianity, and by association the

It was a quick flash, but it looks like the Valkyrie is actually dressed like a warrior and not a "chick in boob-mail". So it has that over the Gauntlet Legends/Dark Legacy games.

Agreed!

Patty O'Weiner is amazing.

Bah, Chøki A Làh to the organizers. Have a pic4ur of my Daschund, who is now Patty O' Weiner for St. Patrick's Day (instead of Frankie)

Impressive show of morals by all companies involved!

January 2011 - Qwest Field overcharges for "large" beers that are actually the same size as the "regular".

Too many esports managers attempting scams. Dota2 players have also been suffering from the greed of idiots like Noh. I really hope Riot and Valve start taking this seriously and put more effort into their vigilance. Loss of income is one thing. Loss of life? This was way too close. Change is needed, immediately.

Google "ether" by Nas. Then listen to the takeover by Jay-Z. This shit all happened like ten years ago or so. Before The Blueprint. Basically Jay-Z banged Nas's wife.

Owen, you and Tom are responsible for teaching me two new words.

It must be since, as a 30+ year old, I have no idea that it means (and didn't know about the verbalization of son'd was until that article came out).

Exact same thing I thought when I eyeballed this article. I mean, how often is Deadspin going to ballpoint things like this? It makes me want to nataleeholloway their computers until they learn not to buzzfeed this stuff.

If your girlfriend sons you, you sheepishly laugh it off then keep it moving. If your girlfriend ethers you, you quit your job and end up on the Deadspin front page.

double Ahem.

Ahem.

Sadly the proud 70's beaver went completely extinct sometime around 1990. The reasons for its decline and ultimate disappearance are multifaceted, but some say it was primarily due to the