Not unless you have another mirror at the ready to reflect his image on it. And then shatter both. Only way to sort that out. (I learned from the Winchesters.)

Not available in my country.

The breaking of unions is one of the saddest and most reprehensible things to happen in this country. Decades of propaganda have left unions with a bad reputation, and yet they are frequently the first line of defense against abuse. The dirtier and less respected the job, the more desperately the workers need…

I will never understand the appeal of a few rogue toes peaking out from an entirely covered outfit.

OMG LOVE KATH AND KIM. Also I didn’t know what hunk of spunk meant and I said it at work once when I was 16 and I got in trouble for sexual harassment :(

My maturity is slipping, because my mind immediately went to Bell Biv DeVoe’s Poison. I love Melissa McCarthy.

They should just re-release “Grosse Point Blank” every couple of years. Maybe “The Sure Thing” and “High Infidelity”

I know that I can never go on a diet ever again in my life. Sometimes people become too obsessed and I never want that to be in my world ever again.

I love this. I don’t own a scale, because if I did I would be standing on it right now, and probably crying. My personal “am I gaining/losing weight” measurement: Do My Pants Fit? (I’m not saying it’s for everyone. I’m saying that after 17 years of anorexia, it keeps me sane(-ish). And also fuuuuck why is this so hard…

I have a hang-up on too perfect teeth in unlikely/impossible settings. Like historical movies where everyone has snowy white perfectly aligned teeth. Or OITNB, apart from Pensatucky, everyone has perfect teeth. Many of them grew up in poverty and foster care, yet they scraped together thousands of dollars to get…

“If there’s one thing I love more than cooking, it’s clothing,” says Deen

I hate lipgloss because it gets stuck on cups and glasses and because my hair sticks to it. Otherwise I like the look and don’t mind the texture. Touching polar fleece on the other hand drives me crazy.

Australia also has a big problem with suicide among young people in native communities.

I’m not even mad at that middle name. Rosebanks sounds like a legit fancy person last name that could have been on their family tree. Overall, solid baby name. Good job, Anne.

I wish he could train the rest of his family to stop being such a waste (Yeah, I see the Bouncer coming for me, bye...)

Lots of sham, very little “wow”.

Wait: WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK IS PREVENTING US FROM BUTTERING OUR AVOCADO TOAST. THIS ISNT FUNNY ANY MORE. WHO IS MAKING US CHOOSE. I WILL USE BUTTER ANNNND AVOCADO ON MY AVOCADO TOAST, AND I WILL ADD SOME GODDAMN MAYO IF I FEEL LIKE IT. AND RED PEPPER FLAKES

This comment made me cry. <3

Merle Haggard, man. I think I feel how most of you felt when David Bowie died. Like, when I heard the news the first thing I had to do was call my parents and make sure they knew.

I mean...let he who has not also banged R-Patz cast the first stone, amirite?