Yes, more citizens should kindly step over siezing individuals, if for no other reason than to remain humble.

I wish I got extra points for punts in my fantasy muff league.

He has his priorities right in my opinion

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

I thought people from NJ usually took credit for stuff from New York, not Connecticut

Coach Harbaugh ✔@CoachJim4UM

I swim at a local pool (3 minutes walk) that specialises in old people and religious people. But the other local pool (15 minutes walk) specialises in people who are so in shape that it’s frightening. All the men there, even the 45-55 year olds, have that swimmer V-shape thing, and they wear tiny suits.

the horniest team is whoever sends the most swimmers. i swam competitively for 14 years and everyone was fucking everyone. virtually no clothes, extremely in-shape people, and being soaking wet? mercy.

Your eyes are mistaking you; it’s her coach. The story says so.

Paul Bettany fucking sucks at diving, but he was good as the Robot Boy in Avengers 2: the Avengening.

Personally, I found his tribute to Flight 370 incredibly touching.

I don’t have to go.

Your coach looks like PC Principal.

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.

you’re awesome.

not wrong!

if you need this article to know how to get by, you’re a fucking amateur.

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