ya know, I didn’t read Julie’s lips when she said “Forget you” but I IMMEDIATELY said to myself “that would have been a ‘fuck you’ if this wasn’t cable”. Turns out I was kinda right!

this is so well said i went through the trouble of logging in, just so i could give you a star

I think this is a harsh take. Yes, they looked like a flaming-dumpster-rolling-down-a-hill-with-no-way-of-stopping-it in the last 2 games, but they have the talent. They may be misguided and mismanaged, but the past couple World Cups, they’ve shown that they deserve to be there. The year Mexico managed to squeak into…

#InflatableDicksOut

not a movie but lorde does a cover of “everybody wants to rule the world” for assassin’s creed unity

Las Vegas Regret-filled Knights

the horniest team is whoever sends the most swimmers. i swam competitively for 14 years and everyone was fucking everyone. virtually no clothes, extremely in-shape people, and being soaking wet? mercy.

As a former competative swimmer, I can confirm that at least once a season, there would be one practice where we’d spend a majority of the time hotly debating what would be the best order if we were given to option to reorder the IM. We would eventually concede it would just come down to gambling on what everyone else…

back in 2006, when I was 16, I decided I was going to get really into football so I could be less painfully awkward in HS. Growing up in NJ, everyone was either a Giants or Jets fans. Wanting to be different, and both teams being shitty, I chose the mighty Chicago Bears, who made it all the way to the Super Bowl only…