At least this commerical is better than the one that comes on before EVERY Machinima video on youtube. That 30 second ad is the most jarring I have seen in a long time:

At least this commercial is 1.5 billion times better than the thirty second spot that plays before EVERY Machinima video on youtube. EVERY. MACHINIMA. VIDEO. EVER.

OOooooOghdrsjklakbfklabnlkghjklbvhsdkl;ghfogsdhfjkl;gtdfhglfhlg, that’s amazing.

A video from yesterday by austin evans;

*ackbar

Why did you even bother lol...

No, no I can’t.

I’m gonna need some ice for that.

All mistakes are forgiven because she pronounces Gran Prix so well.

The New York City subway is full of garbage.

To the feds for fixing guardrails:

I’m from Chicago and while it is not a must, it does make the overall winter driving experience preferable. Having driven both, I would most definitely recommend an AWD and save the RWD for summer and good weather.

Nvm

I hate lowriders. That is all.

Yes, I was. It wasn’t necessarily those headlights that are the problem, it’s just that model of Maxima that has hideous cloudy headlights that make me despise it. I do like a Maxima, just not that model.

CLEAN. YOUR. HEAD. LIGHTS. PEOPLE.

“The Hindustan Ambassador is India. If there was a big parade with every country getting one car to represent them, India wouldn’t even have to vote. Of course it’ll be the Ambassador. Hey, by the way, someone should do that parade.”

Yesssssssssssssssss.

I was literally going to go photoshop this, but then I thought, torch probably beat me to it. And I was right.