I just picked up the car from the dealer this morning, and asked that very question. Turns out, Aston has no loaner program. Won’t even cover a Hyundai Accent from Enterprise. So I guess I’ll be taking a lot of Uber trips home from Palmyra, New Jersey.

Well that's... ..horrifying.

Though somebody should write it up as a Bond Villain's weapon: "Give me power over the world or I'll unleash my Flying Crowbar of Doom!"

Bonus points if the guy's name is Dr Freeman.