That moment when a mob of strangers on the internet demand that someone be extrajudicially punished for ignorantly using a metaphor for extrajudicial punishment.

Car #1: one of the three actual Apollo Lunar Rovers. Under the rules of this game, I will hire Elon Musk to personally fly to the moon, seize it under international space-salvage law, and hand it over.

If the ratings start to falter, introducing either Al Swearengen-bot or a Michael Crichton expanded universe Ian Malcom should do the trick.