I hate when first-time owners put two of these guys in the same tank. The smaller one may look subservient, but eventually they’re going to tussle. One nip and you can say goodbye to that voluminous golden dorsal fin.

One time, a few years after my sister had gotten her license, she was driving with my father in the car. She went to switch lanes and turned to check her blind spot and he FREAKED OUT and yelled at her for taking her eyes off the road and told her she should never do that. He’s been a professional short-haul truck…

Professional chronic migraine sufferer here - I 100% second the ‘sometimes the side effects are worse’ notion. My headache dr prescribed sumatriptan and it was AWFUL. I’m still convinced that the way it works is that you’re so glad to go back to the migraine after the sumatriptan wears off that it feels like an…

Oh, hey, another me! We should form a club!

My current least favorite one is when I get a charity solicitation in the mail that is designed to look like a bill, complete with remittance slip and account number. It really makes me mad because I know there’s people out there who won’t understand that it’s not a bill.

Does...does S not know how you get UTIs?

It is so, SO good (but I definitely wouldn’t characterize it as ‘not overly sweet’). I’ve just had it on toast so far, but I’ve been trying to convince my mom to make thumbprint cookies with it. I got mine off Amazon, but it looks like it’s actually cheaper to get it straight from the Better Than Average site.

Thanks! That’s really helpful!

Love me some syntactic ambiguity!

Oh god I love Ativan for flights. It helps with the nervousness of flying AND it knocks me out so I don’t have to experience how much flying sucks. When do you take yours? I’ve been trying to work out timing so it calms me down for the ‘going through security’ anxiety but doesn’t knock me out until I’m on the plane.

YOU TOTALLY SHOULD. On a related note, I just bought some Moxie jelly, which I didn’t even know existed, and it is AMAZING.

I see Christian Slater’s face on Matt Lauer’s head.

This hit me pretty hard too, because I’ve definitely been there and I think a lot of women have, where you end up sleeping with someone you don’t want to sleep with because you feel like you’ve obligated yourself to do so by being alone with them.

Oh god, I miss Moxie so much. I’m from the NH/ME border (on the NH side) and I binge on that delicious medicinal-tasting elixir every time I go home.

I was Team Cake until last week, and now I’m Team Pie so hard I literally stopped at the store on the way home yesterday to buy myself a slice of pie for no reason other than that I really wanted one.

The problem for me with the Star Trek intros is that they’re not auto-skippable (in that the little ‘skip intro’ button doesn’t pop up) and once you’ve watched the TNG intro once, you don’t really need to see it again.

You should try it! I just knit the cuffs (in the round, but I can’t see why it wouldn’t work flat-knit as well), and then I use the last knit stitch as the first crochet loop, ch1, and then pull a loop through each knit stitch as I drop it off the needles!

I was just trying to think if I have a crochet pattern to recommend to you, and then I realized that I always knit the cuffs in ribbing before changing to crochet. I don’t even think the fake-knit crochet ribbing has much stretch to it.

I’m looking for ‘I’ll Make a Man Out of You’ from the Mulan soundtrack, but I’m not seeing it.

YES. One of my least favorite types of customer was always the kind that made you feel like they looked upon the dining experience as some sort of game that they had to win or something. Almost as bad as the customers who aggressively use your name when something isn’t right - like some kind of implied ‘I’m going to…