Back in the day after a long night of drinking, if any of my buddies crashed on my couch, i would wake them up with this song on the maximum possible volume my stereo would allow.

this thing is broken, i can only upvote this once.

I am. I am also a Colbert fan, but they are two different things. I suppose I fail to see the need to compare the two, other than the fact that they both share a television medium as dated as Crystal Pepsi. Can't we like them both? Can't we all just get along???

oh gawd. twenty bucks says you're one of those "PHIL HARTMAN IS THE FUNNIEST SNL CAST MEMBER EVER, END OF DISCUSSION" people.

regardless of who got inducted into what, that was an incredibly well written article and a fun read. thank you.

no, but ABBA is. so.

"And you'll still be a prick."

no "Chemical World"? and why is there a Tal Bachman cover on this list?

this one time, we all got in a van and drove all the way to Houston to play in the Astrodome. but we needed a coach, so the "cool" older jock guy got his estranged dad to do it for us. and then when the umpires threatened to cancel the game altogether, a bunch of people in the stands chanted "LET THEM PLAY", and we…

matthew modine would like a word…

paul di'anno agrees.

Boston's debut album disagrees.

you spelled boobs wrong.

pretend they finally released a Rascal Scooter with an in-dash 8-track player.

pretend you're on Stereogum.

Hold Your Head Up, Pops.

can't hold back… lukas haas… jami gertz… jason patric… a ball named Bodai… rollerblades… SOLARBABIES!!! i would lie down in traffic for every awful moment of that movie.

it's such a highly underrated "good bad" movie. wonder if it's still on laserdisc.

Not one mention of Steel Dawn or Cherry 2000? Was I the only person watching HBO at 2am in the 80s?

i will never forgive him for Newman-O's.