because most things that are pretentious take 12 years to make. unlike your comment, i thought it was one of the most insightful things i have ever seen.

they need to create a category for "Greatest Opening Sequence Ever" so it can win something. i seriously rewound the beginning like ten times. all hail Redbone.

"it needs more pizzazz… what about intergalactic politics?"

this isn't the comment you're looking for…

someone hasn't had Pappy Van Winkle before…

two words: Scott. Hanson.