Damnatio memoriae, and a pox on all things perversely brassy.

The products of a New Jack Swing revival should, nay, must be called Newer Jack Swing.

Weavenge

alt-left, not THE alt-left.

I blame "alt-left" for bringing me back to the AV Club homepage.

As much as I love Obituary, I agree. Hell, a lot of their early stuff was obvious Celtic Frost worship - you might as well just go straight to that and take inspiration from CF's weirder moments.

I'm not really a cereal killer! I can't even eat most cereal! My life is a fraudulous sham!

"Run roughshod over them" is a little on the nose, don't you think?

Does the pop-up version of The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon count?

This can also cause blood clots. We're all doomed to win the clottery and die.

Not to be confused with that shit-eatin' sheep-herdin' she-devil COPRO-BO

Good comment/name synergy, bad comment/name.

I'll start my own Capitol Steps! With Blowfly! And hookers!

*writes poorly conceived song entitled "My Old Ten-Cucking Hole"*

Upvoted for "stochastic," in addition to the obvious reason.

Stiletto fetish boots, pointy end first, then the blunt end.

North Carolina and several other states passed laws extending protections to drivers who hit protesters.

file under: bad Obituary worship, bad vocals, cool as hell goofy bass guitar with fanned frets

Read This: hey kids, it's postmodernism and its consequences!

As long as Agents of SHIELD stays good, I'm not sure that I care about the corporate intrigue.