What part of upstate NY?

I live in Austin. I don't like it here, but I don't hate it as much as I hated living in NYC. Texans are the New Yorkers of the south. People are short-sighted, petty, and vapid wherever you go, so does it really matter where I'd move if I could?

I lionized Roy Horn, and now I have to pay a bunch of stupid medical bills and legal fees.

A proper Scalia flick would be filmed with the same equipment that our Founding Fathers used to make movies.

What's the Morec of this story?

See? Celebrities DO die in threes!

If a romcom doesn't work, there's always drunken pornography - the rumcum

The longest-lived of Bach's many progeny. The Seasonings is also pretty fun.

I'm partial to Zorn, Grieg, and Holst. The Erik Satie piece Vexations is pretty cool, although it requires a bit of a time investment.

That bleeding's the result of improperly prepared catgut strings.

If Hellraiser 4 is any indication, Alan Smithee is the worst director.

and that's why the Republicans always win Street Fighter

Especially McConnell. That man could turn Sartre's examples of bad faith into a picture book.

A lot of my dreams are nightmares involving bread or my necrophile ex-wife. I await the ensuing policy results with baited breath.

Don't let your mom know that you do this.

I'd like to think that McCain's surgery is a case of healthcare denying a healthcare bill, an irony lost upon his colleagues.

I first had Indian food when I was six, and it's been a favorite since. Couldn't agree with you more.

To quote the Beastie Boys: "Nadsat, Meschach, Abednego"

It kind of makes sense, a lot of his books are different shades of similar emotional territories. What's your favorite?

For $350,000, James Gunn and Lloyd Kaufman will do it, but there'll be a lot more incest and severed heads.