Why not use a helicopter? Other than the obvious (ok its a big issue) issue of the blades creating lift and crashing the heli, wouldn’t it be more cost effective?

#NotAllCorvettes

Ohhhhh, yup, you’re right!

The guy in the photo is handing out a flyer for something.

Sounds like a helluva engineer!

I live 15 minutes from the Knoxville airport. It takes me 25 minutes to get to my gate, including a Starbucks stop after security. LOVE IT. (I’m from Atlanta, so I know your pain...)

Does it matter? Nope! You’re driving a manual so you’re already winning!

Maybe, just maybe nobody wants to see 8 hours a day of soccer and basketball coverage. Ain’t nobody got time to watch Honduras play Nigeria in soccer when there are so many other sports that don’t get nearly the recognition as the big three (basketball, soccer, swimming)...

I think there should be 50-man teams for fencing. Last man standing, his country wins.

I think the Atlanta Olympics had an open air venue. It had a roof but was open on one or more sides...

This sounds like a job for John Oliver! Create a corporation and then tweet about it. HBO’s got the funds, let’s see what happens!

Neutral: Saw a commercial last night for the new CX-9. Looks fine (read: looks like literally every other mid-size suv out there...). Maybe just stick with that for now?

Pre-check for the winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Who has the worst headlight glare in your rearview mirror?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Serrated knife for tomatoes? You need to sharpen your chef’s knife...

If the NBA could guarantee that Green is on the receiving end of a flagrant 2 next game, I would watch the whole damn thing...otherwise I’ll wait for the replay the following morning...

The car slipping off the jacks and crushing me...I make sure that shit is stable before getting under it...

Person walking down the jetbridge stairs: I’m famous!....Dammit, I missed it!

If you go to the archive.org site and look through that issue, my favorite part is the Index of Inventions near the back. Everything from rubber horse shoes to rotary engines!