Ohhhhh, yup, you’re right!

The guy in the photo is handing out a flyer for something.

Sounds like a helluva engineer!

I live 15 minutes from the Knoxville airport. It takes me 25 minutes to get to my gate, including a Starbucks stop after security. LOVE IT. (I’m from Atlanta, so I know your pain...)

Does it matter? Nope! You’re driving a manual so you’re already winning!

I think there should be 50-man teams for fencing. Last man standing, his country wins.

I think the Atlanta Olympics had an open air venue. It had a roof but was open on one or more sides...

Neutral: Saw a commercial last night for the new CX-9. Looks fine (read: looks like literally every other mid-size suv out there...). Maybe just stick with that for now?

Pre-check for the winnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Who has the worst headlight glare in your rearview mirror?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Serrated knife for tomatoes? You need to sharpen your chef’s knife...

If the NBA could guarantee that Green is on the receiving end of a flagrant 2 next game, I would watch the whole damn thing...otherwise I’ll wait for the replay the following morning...

The car slipping off the jacks and crushing me...I make sure that shit is stable before getting under it...

Person walking down the jetbridge stairs: I’m famous!....Dammit, I missed it!

I don’t know...if he was 45% spaghetti I might actually vote for him. Spaghetti is delicious.

I’m really interested in the outcome of this guy’s trial. Can we get a follow-up??

“I can’t swim! I can’t swim!”

Wet track + 600 HP + heavy car = handful

Why is this even a question? We answered it this morning...