Alfredo Griffin! Subject of one of my favorite cards in my favorite set, the gloriously wood-paneled 1987 Topps.

Fuck the beach. The beach is the fucking worst. You know who goes to the beach? Miserable fucking people go to the beach, to pretend that they’re not miserable fucking people.

I’m guessing CONCACAF 4 is not favored over AFC 5.

Right? The even crazier thing is that on top of all that, they live their entire lives upside down!

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.