Jimmy’s towering manhood turns Woj into lake number 10,001

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

“Yeah, I get the girl is dressed in yellow and said ‘Hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow,’ but you don’t need to run over there without a second to lose. That’s just not busting a move.”

“If it was even slightly inclined to fight any more than a friendly pet dog”

You know, I always wondered the milieu of the place that Sufjan so eloquently composed this interlude for. And now, having read your comment, I understand it to be perfect. 

Probably because the buffet place is giving you rendered hog anus instead of salmon.

Yes yes, Yankees fans learned how to be assholes from the media, definitely

As a Bears fan who has watched many a Bears/Packers matchup, that fan might have known exactly what he was doing and saved himself while he could

And with free beer that you could suck out of the foam at your leisure!

i as going to give you a star, but i flipped a coin and you lost.  

He remembers friendly conversations with phillies Sugarcube, Buttercup and Snowflake and running the track with his buddies Seabiscuit and Man o’ War.

Obviously he works 24/7, as no one could put up that kind of consistency with just an average day’s work.

Khrazy.

For Davis, a .247 average is like a khronic condition.

Or it could be because there is the potential for him and his families lives to be ruined over an allegation that could possibly be false. Not every man is a sick piece of shit no matter how bad you want it to be true. This trial by social media bullshit needs to stop. I thought they were both extremely brave for…

BAH GOD THAT'S BAKER'S MUSIC

Also, this is unrelated, but Cleveland is booing the SHIT out of Tyrod.  I think we may soon see the first appearance of Ol' Dick Grabber himself!

Ah yes, that’s Kobe, always sacrificing individual success for the good of the team.

This is very similar to Jerry Sandusky's "Charity Chart".