When was the last time we were the “good guys”? My answer would be “never”, but go ahead and believe that we were all great and dandy when black people were property or when they and women were treated as less than 2nd class citizens. What, was it the 70s? Was that the time, a solid 5ish year stretch in the 70s?…

Papi is a premiere sports reporter. It would be an honor to anyone to be put in the same sentence as him.

Hey! He shoots over 30% from three. It’s not that fucked up, it just looks that fucked up.

Yeah, but Fultz has actually shown an ability to shoot at some point. It’s kind of impossible to fuck up Simmons’ jumper more than it already is.

He is listed an inch shorter than LeBron. LeBron is a real, bona fide 6'8. Zion is “6'7" but his real measurements are “6'5 without shoes, 6'7.5 in shoes”. Look at some pictures of LeBron side-by-side with KD and you’ll see that they and KG are the only dudes not lying to anyone about their height.

I was going to say “Because at least they’re not the Wizards” then I remembered he’s from DC

They grew up watching Naruto and Dragon Ball. At the most, like 5% of them have watched anything beyond that, and if they have it was probably just like Bleach and One Piece. You get the allowance of the former two along with one of the latter before you actually get weeb status.

Fucking shit Ibaka apparently wasn’t a DPOY. I could’ve sworn he won it but he was just a 3x first teamer. This is fucking weird, even the dude next to me could’ve sworn the same. We both vividly remember him having an amethyst card in NBA 2k16 that was for people who won DPOY, but I just looked it up and that never…

He forged his ring because he had a front office that couldn’t do shit to forge it for him. KD at one point had two future MVPs and a DPOY on his team and he couldn’t win a title. He had a 3-1 lead on the Warriors and blew it. What other option did LeBron have? Sit there and wallow in the filth that was Cleveland and…

He went to the Heat with Wade, Bosh, and... Shane Battier? He went to Cleveland when all they had was Kyrie Irving and Andrew Wiggins. He didn’t jump to a juggernaut, he IS the juggernaut. Those were not pre-made teams, you could not feasibly argue that any of those teams could have even competed for a championship…

I started to gain a distaste for the team during Curry’s second MVP run because people were honestly trying to say him and LeBron were on the same level. Most of it was just “their fanbase is a bunch of bandwagon white middle schoolers and I ain’t down with that shit” combined with them being the thing stopping LeBron…

Doesn’t the head covering have to attach to the headgear? I know that's the rule in Nebraska

Not when they’re football players getting useless degrees because the coach won’t let them take real classes.

That shouldn’t matter, because the *hearty chuckle* value of the education they get at Northwestern is *raucous laughter* of a much greater value than that of other schools, so *wheeze* the 50 grand they pocket is nothing compared to a degree at Northwestern.

He didn’t say Caucasian, he said white, you fucking idiot.

Yeah, if there existed a positive way to use the N-word-with-a-hard-R outside of reading Huck Finn.

You don’t understand the meaning of the word “voluntary”, do you? Kaep needs a job, and if the [REDACTED]s are the only people willing to give him one, that is not a voluntary exchange.

You don’t understand the meaning of the word “voluntary”, do you? Kaep needs a job, and if the [REDACTED]s are the only people willing to give him one, that is not a voluntary exchange.

“We haven’t watched him as he was sticking the needle in his ass so he OBVIOUSLY can’t be on anything!” -you, apparently

I know steroids don’t take your average Joe Blow and turn him into a 6'8 basketball machine. LeBron isn’t using them to get big, he’s using them to stay big. He got his insane athleticism naturally, but his ability to keep it is unnatural. Tell me, how much do you understand about exercise science and the human body?…