“Actually shops at a farmer’s market” should start shopping at actual farms. This shit goes down all the time at the farmer’s market too.

Look man, they lost their empire, they somehow managed to trump trump with brexit, all the good food is from a former colony and their best beaches are basically rock and dirt. Let's just give them this one- it's all they have left

I mean, he is an addict. At least he is trying to get help now.

Hazing with foods at a French club would be downright crudité. 

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.

To be fair, he has always been a racist asshole, but he just mostly pitched during a time with no social media, so it wasnt covered a ton

He's a rich white guy in America being held accountable for his actions. Of course he's going to feel aggrieved. 

This is exactly what I thought! It’s the FB office in LA lol. It just needs a graffiti mural.

His house looks like a douchey San Francisco tech startup office, including the Slurpee dispenser and the mini basketball game.

These are not ok. Religious appropriation is disrespectful and not cool, regardless of your feelings about the Catholic church.

There’s even the hardcore, not very popular in US, extra mineral-ly salty water from Eastern Europe. You would never make the mistake of confusing them.

[watches and rewatches the clips from many angles, and at various speeds]

[converses with video replay review center officials]

Sherman knew all along Mayfield is a germaphobe -- that’s why he sneezed in both end zones.

Tencent also owns 5% of Activision Blizzard, who are also in the news for banning a Hearthstone player for supporting the Hong Kong protests.

ESPN is worried about pissing off Tencent, the massive Chinese internet company that it struck a deal with in 2016.

I was gonna say Bartolo Colon, but honestly? I couldn’t outrun Bartolo Colon. I mean, I definitely probably-could- but I wouldn’t want the guy to feel bad. He’s given me so much joy! I’d throw the race. I hope you’re happy, Bartolo.

I hate subway tile so goddamn much. Mostly because I live in NYC and never, ever want to be reminded of how terrible the subway service is right now, and can’t imagine being so nostalgic for NYC (after I eventually leave) that I’ll want to look at subway tile every day for the rest of my life.

This is awesome.

Great story. He’s like a violent Penn & Teller. I hope he and you don’t suffer too much because of this story.

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.