the Niners offense is toilet juice at the moment

It’s not his fault the interview was held in a park full of squirrels across the street from the post office.

Alright, who said “Speak!”?

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

I mostly remember him for making faces like this:

That o-line is going to get Watson killed. He took an absolute beating last night.

“There’s also the double standard which is what Ingram is mainly trying to attack: ...”

White Conservatives: This is the way it is! If you don’t like it, start your own college!

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

Top Gun is famously one of the most effective propaganda pieces for the armed forces and I would absolutely believe it if the Defense Dept. funded like half of the new movie and strong-armed Paramount into bringing it back.

The fastest way to start a bar fight in the world was to bring up Top Gun to Air Force fighter pilots and then say something like “But, hey, you guys got that Iron Eagle movie, though!” 

Made for the following people in their entirety:
You, Me

He can play anyone he wants. Dredge Han’s body out of that pit and put the leather jacket on Idris. You’ll never hear me complain. 

Little know fact: ‘I’ll kill you and your fucking family you stupid motherfucker’ is actually the Massachusetts state motto. 

+2

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

What a dope that guy is. “...no historic cars from the 90's...” Dude, it doesn’t matter what the car was when it was new, it just becomes special simply because it’s old.