That's a house alright.

I agree, though I do find that he does try to insert lame attempts at humor in the web series. For instance, in the piece covering the Mercedes 600, he jokes, "The sunroof is so big ... it's like you can fit the whole SUN in here." I know the majority of his shows are focused on the cars, but when he does try to…

And that's why you never go to the dealer. Do it yourself or find an independent shop. And honestly, $450 for a major service interval is cheap for any VAG vehicle.

I rarely use taxis, but I will never use Uber - at least where I live (Tuscaloosa). They have had nothing but problems since they launched here. Case in point: http://www.al.com/news/tuscaloos…

Or let me put it this way: VW and Audi, they're not in the enthousiasts market.

I remember being inside a new Jetta for the first time and thinking "this is not up to par - not even close."

Sit inside a GTI and then sit inside an A3 (hatch). Not at all the same, but similar in so many ways. It's the small differences that add up to a much different experience.

It's a wagon for people who don't like wagons.

Not impressive by any means, but it's headed in the right direction, as opposed to the hideously proportioned 500L.

This is why I like you.

Audi's current lineup looks almost entirely indistinguishable– especially the sedans. Corporate design language is one thing, but there's a problem when from a distance, it's impossible to distinguish a $30k A3 from an $80k A8.

Men be all like, "Hey women don't know jack shit about cars." And then they be like, "Hey why won't women notice my fancy-dancy car?"

Sure, the MKIV has a few issues, but how in the world did it rank higher than the supposedly god-awful original Audi Allorad, which didn't even make the list?

I live and work in Tuscaloosa. Straight to Ale has a number of great beers, but Laika is tops. They did a small run of variations on the Laika brew, too (Cabernet Barrel Aged, Bourbon Barrel Aged) - both with a slightly goofier label

I'm not saying that the Laika's label art inspired my most recent tattoo, but it did...