Cut the woman some slack. It’s very hard to keep hold of a hand that small.

A truly great player, like Ronnie Lott or Marilyn Manson, would just have them removed so he could keep playing.

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
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You’re not wrong... but c’mon, Trump isn’t the solution to whatever problems the DNC has.

Those fans look pretty dejected. They are Cubs fans, you think they’d be used to losing.

I was just told no cargo shorts in the convention hall so that’s a real blow
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“I don’t follow college sports.”

Jezebel, 11:31 a.m.: MIA is a genius and you dumb shitfuck white people don’t understand the genius of this beautiful alt music star

“So, did they fix that squeaky floor board?”

I don’t know if the artist had ever seen a horse in his life, but that eye is in the wrong place.

I haven’t had it either, but that’s mainly because there was only one White Castle in the tri-county area. That, and the fact that my uncle gleefully told his White Castle Horror Story every time we drove past it. (He and his 4x800 relay team, immediately before the state track meet, ate White Castle, then all four of…

The first time was the last time for me. I used to go to the east coast every year to visit my in-laws, and for the first couple of years I was very into doing “east coast things.” I wanted to visit White Castle on my first visit. I wanted to go to White Castle, a classic diner, Grand Central Station, the Statue of…

Sing it loud for the cheap seats!

Buzzfeed Quiz. If he were an ice cream he’d be a Dilly Bar.

You don’t even understand that burrito bowls are better how am I supposed to trust your sports takes now

Yeah, I was going Murica. And city-states do not count unless we can bring back Sparta styled slavery & population controls.

Your right, but I thought Singapore was the safest big city?

They went to a place they weren’t supposed to be, while a dumbass who didn’t know how to handle a flare set off a major forest fire and basically the non military personnel (cooks, janitors and whatnot I guess) had to put out the fire.

And his shoes stank abominably. That’s what I’m getting from this.

I really think Jezebel needs to be listed a Hate Watch type organization. What exactly is your problem with the healthy relationship with the body enjoyed by the Germans? You disagree with the person who pointed out that this like saying women should wear burqas at the beach, but you don't refute the logic the poster…