In Winnie the Pooh, when Tigger loses his stripes, they paint them back on and he recovers his mojo.

Only if you’re Dave Coullier!

And someone who would go down on you in a theater.

Today was nice. I spent the day with a friend (and former colleague) and we have this really lovely friendship that can seem a bit unconventional at times to others, mainly because of our age difference. I’m 34 and she’s 57. I’m single with no kids and she’s married with three daughters who are all in their early…

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

I listened to your mother all night long, Trebek.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Scouting report: great leverage, huge hands, needs to be more comfortable in his backpedal

josh.gordon.

You’ll get nothing and like it

Probably the hospital.

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we…