What about the smell turn up the radio like Homer did in the infamous car dealer episode when the customers go out for a test drive but Homer drives leading to all sorts of ensuing hilarity.

IF IT REALLY COUNTS FUCK YOU GOOLAG

AR as reliable as a deadbeat dad showing up to his 5 y/o’s preschool play

I need -2 wives

you think Germany is funny go see fn mexico pedestrians placidly strolling down the middle of streets with sidewalks, cars have to swerve around them or stop if there’s another vehicle in the opposite lane.

repairs and maintenance increase at twice the rate of how many cars you have. Joy and satisfaction increase exponentially

went across the street to the liquor store for an authentic mexican frozen burrito on my lunch break. Ended up sharing a 12 with some random stranger and forgot about the food. Back to work on time within the hour. We both paid half but I only emptied 8

the most primitive human instinct

like the blitzkrieg

now it’s 96 months

you got trolled

on his way wait let me get a picture so you can see it’s real

Similar story yo but with the company owner’s son. Sits around the office all day doing nothing and complaining how shitty everything is and how we are all so incompetent and he can do our work so much easier and better. Blazing the weed all day stank. When the owner comes into the office he makes us give his useless…

clapped out af

I am supposed to say moderation is the key but like drugged out truckers all control goes out the door when it comes to inhibition.

Did not know it was private run.

I live in a place(third world) where there is absolutely zero speeding enforcement. Truckers get paid commision for the number of total completed trips. They can work 24/7 and they do. There are no trains. All cargo transport is done by trucks. The roads are 2 and 4 lane without any physical division between the…

LAMBROGHINI

my 5y/o uses the angle grinder so?

eff yes burn the whole world down tonigh after a couple forties & b&b’s