I wish I could think of clever things to say like that to impress the register girl at the gas station convenience store when I’m buying a hot dog at 3 in the morning on a tuesday

“trailer trash pedigree” - Matthew Good (Born Losers)

Also the homeless person was unarmed.

Don’t forget the homeless person was unarmed. Not looking good to the judge.

How did I miss this. These aren’t mine. I try to use common sense and look where the map is going before I get on the road. Anything suspiscious like why is everyone sitting in traffic when there is this convenient little parrallel road that goes the same place? Because there is a bridge too narrow for anything wider…

How is it working on those cars? Is it just like fixing any other car? Or is it way more complicated

barf

After it gets passed around from shady dealer to dealer like a meth addicted teenager

no you’re wrong

h1's are the biggest most overrated pos’s like the band rush. Those balls joints last less than my phone battery. Outwheeled by a stock 4runner.

“everybody must get stoned”

this is jalopnik you want real journalism go to fn cnn

I knew someone who was getting all kinds of mad ass in a crosstour. All the underage HS dropout pussy walked right up to his window in the bowling alley parking lot. I was like damn that whip’s got play. Then the cops tore down his door and now Tyrone is the one filling up his emotional void. True story yo. COTD…

that hood is so clean it reflects the galaxy woah

communist

too late

...or entertaining.

eye of the beholder my friend. If I could afford it I would buy it in an eyebeat faster than a blink of a heart

crack is whack

all of them