Since the trailer focuses on the line “all of us with wings,” I’m willing to bet half of my 401k contribution in 2023 that there’s a scene in which everyone on-screen has wings while this song plays.

History of the World Part I

So much of life is shades of grey, but I have lived with two ironclad rules for the past 20+ years that have never let me down:

At least one scene promises to show us what Zack Snyder would have done with How To Train Your Dragon.

To paraphrase (I think) Sotomayor, saying we need to dial back airport security because no plane-based terrorist attacks have happened is like saying we should put away our umbrella when it’s raining because we’re not getting wet. As others have pointed out, TSA processes - while sometimes unnecessarily cumbersome -…

“He’s a visually interesting filmmaker whose storytelling style is stilted and divisive, but who treats his cast and crew with extreme respect and is well-liked by people in the industry.”

I’d argue that none of his personality should shield Snyder or his art from criticism. Supposedly John Travolta is a really nice…

“The site still notes that using Blue features could still identify you as a paid subscriber and that some features may not be available at all while the mark is hidden.”
So... you can hide the checkmark, but either the priority it affords you will out you as a paid subscriber anyway, OR in some cases hiding the…

Kinnison is a great example of a comedian who could deliver a strong five or ten minutes on Letterman (or that Rodney Dangerfield HBO special from the 80s,) but whose style and/or depth of material didn't support an hourlong set. 

To paraphrase Chris Sims: call me crazy, but in a movie where Wolverine travels to Japan and meets a villain who employs a bunch of ninjas, I really expected a lot more scenes of Wolverine fighting ninjas. Like, at least more than one.

I recently went to a wedding that was frighteningly similar to this.

See also: shitty books hitting the best seller lists because publishers/agencies buy them by the boxload.

The connection is that it's another place Trump can raise cash without violating campaign finance laws. 

Gotta love that “a person makes more money than me, so they must be spoiled and therefore a sacrifice by them is the best, easiest solution to the problem” attitude. I can’t tell if this person is an idiot or a studio plant.

The system works!

Method actors can do really weird shit with their brains. Helen Hunt once said that one of her characters needed to adamantly exclaim “I will never sleep with you!”, and to ensure she said it as powerfully as possible, she imagined her hair was on fire and that she wasn’t even thinking about the words “I will never…

“how it’s blockchain integration will work”

For my money, they had a handful of excellent all-timer sketches, but also a lot of dead air in between. Still: gallon of PCP, getting high with dinosaurs, asshole Lincoln... 

If it didn’t happen halfway through the premier of Sucker Punch, I don’t know if it will ever happen.

ALAN ARKIN WINS THE STEAK KNIVES
by Miles David Moore

Those things are not mutually exclusive. Contrary to some trending opinions, it's not necessary to tear down something just because it's old in order to support something new.